A few one-liners as Memphis prepares for its Conference USA opener at UCF’s new Bright House Networks Stadium:

** Problems with the U of M’s charter delayed the team’s arrival in Orlando by several hours, forcing the Tigers to abandon a walk-through at Bright House Networks Stadium, the school’s new $60 million on-campus stadium.

** U of M receiver Duke Calhoun’s sprained a knee ligament, suffered in last week’s game against Jacksonville State, may not be as bad as originally thought; don’t be surprised if the sophomore makes an appearance against UCF.

** If the attendance tops 40,000 as expected, it will be one of the top six crowds in UCF’s history.

** The last time Memphis played in Orlando, running back DeAngelo Williams had to leave the game in the third quarter due to dehydration.